Ari Chase-Ramos: Diary of an Eroticist

Ari Chase-Ramos: Diary of an Eroticist

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Your Weekend Lashes - May 24, 2025

Your Weekend Lashes - May 24, 2025

Cut-out poetry, Kinky comedy, and Making fun of Substack Notes spammers

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What I’m Reading

Vegas Babes by Lisabet Sarai

This 644-page compilation includes about five stories about some of Lisabet’s characters who love partying in sin city. Lisabet’s characters are complex. Their desires are wide-ranging. Her writing is descriptive and punchy. She was one of my interviews.

A Cut-up Poem From A Hostel

William S. Burroughs popularized the technique of creating poetry by cutting out lines of text from a newspaper and arranging them together. Inspired by the concept, I created this cut-up poem using mostly text from travel brochures at a hostel. Using my experience being the puppy for my beautiful Queen and her cute friend—and the words available—I express my inner wishes.

Wouldn't You Love to Be Her Loyal Dog?

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Apr 15
Wouldn't You Love to Be Her Loyal Dog?

Wouldn’t you love to be a loyal dog? Being walked by your loving owner Your proud, beautiful owner Meeting her friend at the reservoir She wants to take her dog out and to play Wouldn’t you love to be a loyal dog? Being shown off in front of your owner’s friend Hearing her gush and titter Getting to walk, feeling the sand and grass on your paws As she …

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Puppy play is one of my favorite things acts. There is such comfort in being fully submissive to a woman such as Queen Nazz or Princess Kiki. It has also been the subject of a few of my erotic novellas. If you want to delve deeper, read my books Learning to Love My Leash and Leashed by My Girlfriends’ Girl Friends—both involve myself and Queen Nazz. The second also involves Princess Kiki.

Substack “Business” Writer Likes My Note Mocking His Engagement Farming

Anyone use Substax notes? Don’t. But if you do, remember, this is what notes are supposed to look like:

Most writers stay stuck because they don’t respond to my engagement-farming posts.

Here’s what I learned:

Responding to my notes crushes the algorithm.

Substack is made for discovery.

But only if you respond to my notes.

Drop your link, like, or RT this.

Respond to my call to action — that’s all it takes.

Substack user Derek Hughes, who began writing two years ago about… [checks notes] …how to write(?)… …likes my note, and Derek Hughes is an expert on notes. He even wrote an ebook with templates that he will gladly send you if you subscribe to his email list.

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