I wish you had a Merry Christmas! If you were on the nice list, maybe you got to reenact scenes from Jesus's life as your reward? That's the inspiration for my latest caption story for subscribers.
"You have a lot in common with Jesus, you know. Jesus had to pay for the sins of humanity. Now, you have to pay for the sins of the last guy who hired me."
Subscribers to my Patreon can read the Christmas story in full at Patreon, and paid Substack subscribers can scroll to read it here.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/merry-christmas-118649830
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Caption story for subscribers continues below:
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